Church Bulletin Bloopers

• Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

• The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

• The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

• Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

• The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

• The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

• 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Smith last evening. Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Abbot sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

• Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

• Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

(Courtesy of the Dominican Nuns)