And Now For Something Completely Different

JMJ+D

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G.K. Chesterton

(... hat tip to My Domestic Church and Julie D.'s happy catholicism.)

You Are Ned Flanders

A good neighbor and a devout Christian, you are a community leader. And you are called to make the world a better place, especially for left handed people. You will be remembered for: your goofy expressions - "hi-dilly, ho-dilly!" Your life philosophy: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

The Simpsons Personality Test